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JOKES TO MAKE YOU LAUGH

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JOKES TO MAKE YOU LAUGH

Post by Lexy on December 5th 2008, 11:03 pm

Everyone loves good jokes/riddles and I was just wondering that if anyone had any good jokes/riddles they would like to share, they could. It doesn;t matter if they're funny or not or maybe just make your own up. Okay I have one


Teacher: Billy! I told you not to make ugly faces at the other students
Billy: Why not?
Teacher: Well, when I was young, I was told that if you made ugly faces at other students all the time, your face would stay ugly.
Billy: Well I can see you didn't listen

Lol, there you go, lame but still a joke.
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Re: JOKES TO MAKE YOU LAUGH

Post by DeathWalker on December 15th 2008, 7:33 pm

I got a long one ^^ I think it's pretty funny.

One day, a Man A went for an interview. When he got in, the boss of the company asked him one question, "Who was the 1st president of the US?" Man A didn't know the answer and he didn't get the job.
When Man A got out, Man B saw his glum face and asked him what had happened. Man A told him everything. "Easy, the answer is George Washington!" Man B exclaimed. He went for his own interview and got the job.
When Man B emerged into the waiting room, Man A was sitting there nervously waiting. Man A saw his ecstatic face and asked him what had happened. Man B told him everything. "But I probably won't remember the answer," Man A despaired. Man B offered a solution. "Write George Washington on the front of your underwear and when you need the answer, peek at it!" Again Man A despaired. "I don't have a pen!" Again Man B offered a solution. "I have one!"
Man A took Man B's advice, went in, and got the job.
When Man A exited, Man C was anxiously waiting. Man C saw man A's happy face and asked him what had happened. Man A told him everything and the solution Man B had provided. "I would do that, but both of us don't have pens!" Man C cried. Man A struck inspiration.
Both of them rushed to the toilet and hurriedly exchanged underwear. Then, Man C ran into the boss's office, just in time for the interview.
As expected, the boss asked, "Who was the 1st president of the US?" Man C didn't remember, so he pretended to drop his cell and when he bent down to pick it up, peeked at the underwear. Relieved, Man C answered.
"Crocodile."

Get it? lol!
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Re: JOKES TO MAKE YOU LAUGH

Post by Lexy on February 6th 2009, 5:07 pm

lol, good one deathwalker XD
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Re: JOKES TO MAKE YOU LAUGH

Post by Cara on August 10th 2009, 7:37 am

*warning, unfunny joke!!!*
lol, sorry I don't know any good jokes but there's this one -
There was a man and his wife driving down the motor way and they crashed their car, nothing was broken exept for their windscreen. A policeman stopped them and said "What seems to be the problem?" and they told him that their windscreen was broken. He got out a black binbag from his car and said, "we can't let you drive without a windscreen, here you go..." then he stretched the binliner across their windscreen and sent them on thier way. Sorry that was the worst joke in history!!!
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